WildCard


Basics


Sex: male
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Austin
Age: 36
Religion: N/A
Height: 5'11
Weight: 145
Drink: Red Head Slut - for shots with Budlight to wash it down. And the every so often Irish Car Bomb.
Smoke Legal kind - Smooth
Interests: Money and work, pretty boring - with some css involved
Hobbies: DRinkn - And anything that can involve drinking.
Common Slang in your Area: Yall and darlin.

[CunT], CS:S and Gaming


Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:6094932
Old Affiliations: Whore
Member status: Unsure - the Drunk old man status
Clan Duties: Show up and get the server kicked ingear.
Admin Style: Money for everyone, alltalk, pretty laid back.
Other MP games: ArmA, Planetside are my top 2 right now
SP games: ArmA, DeadSpace.
Favorite CS:S Weapon Shotgun - just sounds cool and u can reload one round at a time while shooting.
Favoite Game: Would have to be ArmA. CSS for just venting anger.
Favorite Gaming Console: Never been into console.

Other Faves


Favorite Food: Green Olives -- Have killed a jar before - not a good next day.
Favorite Alcoholic Drink: Budlight
Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink: Coffee
Favorite band(s): ShineDown, Blue October, and GodSmack
Favorite movie(s): Probly RoboCop- alot of cheese but good gore, and loved the idea.
Favorite Position: Any at the end of the bed. Got mine Raised real high so i can stand at the end. No bending of the knees needed.
Favorite Hole: As long as its female and does not have a funny odor. Any that fit that.
Favoite Hand to Masturbate With: Which ever one is not holding the beer at the time.
Favorite form of torture: For myself? Lack of beer and cigs while tryn to vent anger issues.

Who/What/When/Where/How/Which


What do you think the meaning of life is: Enjoy ur time amd those around u.
Do you consider yourself a capitalist: Making money is always good. And enabling others to better themselfs only makes u richer.
How do you view society: Cattle - or most are brought up that way, few break from that. And that why we have Govt Jobs to keep those types busy.
Name the person you would most like to beat the shit out of: My Ex-Wife - if i could bring myself to beat on a woman. Probly not.
What way you want to die: Asleep in bed. Alone with clean underwear. Dont want all the drama with death on a toilet.
What was the meanest thing you've ever done to a kitten or other cute animal: Shot Kittens to control the pop
How many times do you shit daily: 2 - on a good day 3 - after drinkn allnight
How many times have you masturbated in a day: Lost count - will try again later.
Number of infants you estimate would fit into a garbage compactor: Omg im going to puke now.
How would you abort a fetus: Very odd question, dont they have clinics for that shit?
Have you ever sneezed while giving oral sex? Please explain: Nope - all my chicks are clean shaven.
Have you ever farted while recieving oral sex? Please explain: Nope - did yawn once and man i got the shit bit out of me.




About


Pretty laid back, Type of person u meet a bar and buys the shots just to get u fucked up to watch ur ass try to function the next day. But i will call u a cab as i laugh my ass off.