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Basics


Sex: male
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Age: 26
Religion: Catholic
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 145
Drink: Brooklyn Lager
Smoke None
Interests: Same as hobbies.
Hobbies: Baseball, Eating, Cooking, Video Games, Annoying tha.g00se
Common Slang in your Area: Ghettotech

[CunT], CS:S and Gaming


Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:5962227
Old Affiliations: [sucks], [WhorE]
Member status: Founder, Senior
Clan Duties: Design, Server Admin, Forum Admin, Founder
Admin Style: Chill
Other MP games: Left 4 Dead
SP games: MLB The Show
Favorite CS:S Weapon AK
Favoite Game: SimCity / HL2 / CSS
Favorite Gaming Console: PS2

Other Faves


Favorite Food: Pizza, Lasagna, Empanadas, Rice and Beans, Cereal
Favorite Alcoholic Drink: Brooklyn Lager
Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink: Iced Tea
Favorite band(s): AFI, ETID, Misery Signals, mewithoutYou, Comeback Kid, Explosions in the Sky... shitloads more too
Favorite movie(s): Short Circuit 1 + 2
Favorite Position: g00se on top!!
Favorite Hole: Cunt
Favoite Hand to Masturbate With: Lefty
Favorite form of torture: N/A

Who/What/When/Where/How/Which


What do you think the meaning of life is: Don't fuck it up.
Do you consider yourself a capitalist: Don't fuck it up.
How do you view society: Misinformed.
Name the person you would most like to beat the shit out of: Woodrow Wilson
What way you want to die: I wanna die when I'm thinking that shit couldn't get any better than it was at the exact moment I die.
What was the meanest thing you've ever done to a kitten or other cute animal: Never
How many times do you shit daily: At least once
How many times have you masturbated in a day: Depends on how many times I do the g00se in one day.
Number of infants you estimate would fit into a garbage compactor: Depends on the compactor.
How would you abort a fetus: Wouldn't do it.
Have you ever sneezed while giving oral sex? Please explain: Nope.
Have you ever farted while recieving oral sex? Please explain: Nope.




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