Poopy*Penis
Basics |
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| Sex: | male | |
| Orientation: | Straight | |
| Hometown: | Vassar MI | |
| Age: | 21 | |
| Religion: | Christian | |
| Height: | 6'0 | |
| Weight: | 130lbs | |
| Drink: | Socially. Beer [is good]. | |
| Smoke | Yes. Marlboro Milds. | |
| Interests: |
Music. Anthropology: Theology, Sociology, Philosophy Computers: Gaming, Programming, Web design and developing. Sex: Porn, Blowjobs, Handjobs, Titjobs, Rimjobs, Getting shot in the ass by a dart gun while jerking off. |
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| Hobbies: | Playing Bass, Playing video games, Sex. | |
| Common Slang in your Area: |
Pops - Uses for soda. Troll - A LP resident. Yooper - An UP Resident. |
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[CunT], CS:S and Gaming |
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| Steam ID: | STEAM_0:0:10428186 | |
| Old Affiliations: | [sucks], [ReLoaD], [WhorE], <--Brr-->, [CunT] | |
| Member status: | Senior Member, Asshole, Founder | |
| Clan Duties: | Webmaster, Server Config, Forum Admin, Server Admin, Founder | |
| Admin Style: | A Goddamned Prick. Yet lenient. | |
| Other MP games: | TF2, Killing Floor, L4D | |
| SP games: | The Witcher, The Last Remnant, GTAIV, Prototype, TES, Portal, Overlord, Prey | |
| Favorite CS:S Weapon |
Rifle: Scout Pistol: FiveSeven |
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| Favoite Game: | CS:S | |
| Favorite Gaming Console: | SNES | |
Other Faves |
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| Favorite Food: | Gravy | |
| Favorite Alcoholic Drink: | Vodka | |
| Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink: | Mt.Dew | |
| Favorite band(s): | A shit ton | |
| Favorite movie(s): | The Band Of Brother MiniSeries was better than any movie I have ever scene, but Snatch is my top pick after that and Braveheart after that. | |
| Favorite Position: | Doggy :D | |
| Favorite Hole: | I love getting a Bj. Do the math. | |
| Favoite Hand to Masturbate With: | Righty | |
| Favorite form of torture: | Save a person just before they drown, only to drag them away from the water, tie them to a tree, beat them half to death and does them with gasoline. Light a cigarette and throw the match :D | |
Who/What/When/Where/How/Which |
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| What do you think the meaning of life is: | There is no said meaning. | |
| Do you consider yourself a capitalist: | Yes. If only my government's economic structure was. | |
| How do you view society: | Misinformed or idiots or both. The majority of our society is just plain dumb. | |
| Name the person you would most like to beat the shit out of: | Donnovan Leiterman | |
| What way you want to die: | Young. Cause life in these United States aren't about to get any better. | |
| What was the meanest thing you've ever done to a kitten or other cute animal: |
Eaten it. Alive.
Kidding. Ok...Other than shooting them? I once lit a snake on fire... Oh, and shot a raccoon with a paintball gun that my dog had Tree'd. OH AND MY BROTHER AND I USED TO THROW CATS THE HEIGHT OF OUR HOUSE WITH A BLANKET. Doing that parachute thing. |
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| How many times do you shit daily: | 0.7134 | |
| How many times have you masturbated in a day: | Enough. | |
| Number of infants you estimate would fit into a garbage compactor: | Depends on how small I would chop them up before hand. If I used a blender, a fuck ton. | |
| How would you abort a fetus: | I wouldn't. | |
| Have you ever sneezed while giving oral sex? Please explain: | Yes. She was pissed. | |
| Have you ever farted while recieving oral sex? Please explain: | Yes. She was pissed, again. Both of these things happened during the same sexual experience. | |
About |
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| All in all, I am a relatively easy guy to get along with if you just shut the fuck up for the first few ventures into the server. After I know you well enough to recognize the name, feel free to speak up. But be weary, I am a prick to absolutely everyone I meet. Most more often than others. So, keep in mind, I am the asshole for a reason, not just because people think it is funny to call me one. | ||